A monkey who rides a bike is logical...but what all other do???

..."I am surfing on a bat using my match as
a paddle"

"Me too! (with a shiny pearl in my hand) "

"I am standing on a frog showing my
 big coin"

"and I am standing on a lion showing my
huge peach"

"I am sitting on a globe, drinking wine and
smoking a pipe"

"I am standing on a double elephant
head cart"

"What is your problem Sir, this is our destiny in life..."